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Madison Avenue office of Vincent Nicolosi, custom tailor, is
heavy with what the writer Tom Wolfe calls "status details,"
those clues that tell where one ranks in the social structure.
The details in Mr. Nicolosi's office, however, often reveal the
vanities of Mr. Wolfe himself, or at least the size of his
waistline (a slim 32).
There is the silk blazer, fashioned in the author's trademark
color, white, resting on a mannequin in the foyer. There are the
photographs adorning the walls of Mr. Wolfe dressed dapperly in
a three-piece flannel suit or a pair of pleated slacks, his
mouth molded into a satisfied half-smirk.
On a table is a copy of Mr. Wolfe's latest novel, "I Am
Charlotte Simmons," a tome on the sexual and other proclivities
of college students. The inscription reads: "To the egregio
maestro, the incomparable Vincent Nicolosi. What gives this book
LIFE is the suit on the guy on the back cover."
For over 25 years - ever since the two were introduced by
another cus- tomer, the Manhattan lawyer and Wolfe muse Ed Hayes
- Mr. Nicolosi has been custom fitting the man who is arguably
the literary world's most flamboyant dresser.
Like Mr. Wolfe, who is renowned for the verbal pyrotechnics
in works like "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test" and "The Bonfire
of the Vanities," Mr. Nicolosi too is a maximalist. His
trademark is the thousands of tiny stitches that he says give
his suits an indestructible quality.
"My suit is an investment," Mr. Nicolosi said one recent
afternoon in his shop, which is near 53rd Street, resting his
heavy frame on a fitting room chair. "My suit, I guarantee for
20 years. Never you destroy my suit."
Mr. Nicolosi, who was born in Italy, is a proud, if somewhat
temperamental, man. Ask him about the difference between his
suits (which start at $3,000) and those straight off the rack.
"That is a business," he said, then, pointing to a suit
jacket nearby, added, "This, this is art!" His face then sank
into a look of great frustration. "But you do not understand my
work," he said.
As Mr. Nicolosi was midway into a discussion about his
preference for Holland & Sherry fabrics, Mr. Hayes stopped by,
wearing a blue and brown patterned three-piece Nicolosi suit.
"I'm going to show you what a perfect suit looks like," said
Mr. Hayes, whose office is across the street. "Look at this," he
said, stepping in front of the full-length mirror. "There's
nothing in this suit except for Ed Hayes's shoulder and Vincent
Nicolosi's work."
"Notice this seam," he went on, flattering Mr. Nicolosi with
each observation. "This seam accentuates the shoulder muscle."
Finding himself in the presence of a true admirer, the tailor
beamed. "You see the balance of the pant," Mr. Nicolosi chimed
in.
As quickly as he appeared, Mr. Hayes exited, leaving the
tailor to his creations. On a mannequin next to him was the
latest, a camel-colored cashmere coat with side vents and a
flared cape top. It looked like a garment appropriate for
wearing while dashing across Bodmin Moor.
"That coat took two weeks to make," the tailor said. "And
four fittings. This customer, he likes to look different."
A tag on the lapel read "Wolfe."
STEVEN KURUTZ
